A champion congratulatory celebration, Top Ten champions.


Hey there, Otterpop and Gustavo. Did you even know you were Top Ten champions this year? Even with all of the f&*ked up antics, including but not limited to, creepy startlining, judge sniper stink eyeing, teeter freaking, table bailing, tunnel sucking and occasional weepy sadmaking of agility fiascos, you guys both ended up in the Top Ten in your chosen categories this year.


I believe their precious faces say it all.

Who, us? And what does that have to do with us getting off this log?


Presenting USDAA Number 1 Gamblers and Standard dog in the 8″ Performance division Otterpop, and the USDAA Number 2 Jumpers dog in the 12″ Championship division Gustavo. Shown here standing on a wet log in the drizzle.


Also presenting my leg. Sometimes we just like to lay down in wet sand just because. Gustavo shown here looking at Otterpop, who has run off with the stick the size of the baseball bat. Shortly before this photo, he ate something that looked like a little round cap with 8 rubbery legs. I think it was a decapitated octopus. I’m sure it was protein. He better not hallucinate tonight.

How we celebrate around here.