Welcome to Much of Team Small Dog’s Birthday.


Some (uh, relatively speaking, because, you know, Universal Healthcare!) important facts about my birthday:


It is also Ruby and Gustavo’s birthday. They are respectively, 9 and 3 years old. We are all 3 Leo’s. And if that wasn’t weird enough, it is also Mick Jagger’s and Susan Garrett’s birhday. That makes ALL of us Leo’s. And me the only one of us 3 humans that doesn’t wear spandex. At some point in me and Ruby’s and Gustavo’s party last night, guests clamored for a dogwalk. These are my kinds of party guests.


Otterpo’s dogwalker has pink hair and crocs. That is what all the 7 year olds are wearing right now. Otterpop is the only member of Team Small Dog that doesn’t share the same birthday. Her USDAA card says November. I think it’s on Thanksgiving.


Mary was a party guest. She did not attend the dogwalk portion.


The first best present ever was Gustavo. Gary got him for me 2 years ago. Something like that. Then the next best present was Maia gave me a whole family of her own personal Breyers from when she was a kid and they all had tiny party hats and little halters. Total OMG gift. So also, just so we have it on the record, Gary said, “I was thinking of getting you a border collie but I thought you would want to pick it out.” Total OMG gift of the future.


I was sort of too busy at my party to take many pictures. We had 14 guests, and we have 8 plates, 4 bowls and 9 forks and one knife. Too many dogs. A kitchen the size of a speck and I got home from work just an hour before the guests arrived. But we do have 20 cocktail glasses. You do the math. It was super fun. No place I’d rather be.

Except for maybe the borax mining flatlands of Mojave. Maybe we pack the party up and head out there next year, everybody!