Otterpop is lame.

It’s always something, righty-o? But, on the upside, because I am an OPTIMIST, goddamn, I found a pair of clean trousers to put on this morning. Righty OH! Carry on.

Bright Side Addendum Numero Uno: At least the streets weren’t infested with vampire toothed little blood sucking fish this morning! Also, my car is not infested with tarantulas! Life is good.