An important question for all of you Team Small Dog readers out there. Yes, you. Exactly. I mean you.


Esteemed council, confidantes, friends, family, and lurkers alike. I have an important question for you, one that must be answered choppity chop chop.

Should I put Otterpop in a tote bag and me and her fly on an airplane to Kentucky to compete in the USDAA Cynopsort World Games?

I suspect this would be a true adventure. In that fiasco sort of way. One that for many years, would give me lots of ways to start sentences. The time that I put Otterpop in a tote bag and we flew on an airplane to Louisville, Kentucky. And lived to tell the tale.

I looked up Kentucky. It looks like a nice state. Sort of flat on the bottom and bumpy on top and laid out horizontal. Like it’s sleeping but awake at the same time. Louisville, home of sluggers and bourbon and named after a dead, French king, is up on the top right bumpy section. Why, it’s practically Indiana, up there in Louisville. Who knew?

So I ask you, internet. I know you’re there, but you’re shy. I met LOTS of you over the weekend. Right? Hi, Stalker Girl! I bet when you’re not on the internet, you have lots of opinions. How often do people actually ask you for them? Now here’s your chance to chime in. Do you think that me and Otterpop should go? Are you going? But back to me and Otterpop. Should we go? Because it’s all about me. Clearly.

Tick tock. Tick tock. We don’t have much time to decide.