The Fiasco Officially Begins, otherwise known as the day I begin flushing the money down the crazy toilet.


So it looks like I need to buy a ticket on an aeroplane for Otterpop. Because we’re going to Kentucky. This could indeed be a fiasco, but everything seems to be falling into place for a grand scale flushing of money down the crazy toilet! We’re going to Louisville, Kentucky! Kentucky Derby tourist traps! Former denizen of slavery! Muhammad Ali once lived there! Baseball bats! OMG.

We found a team mate right away. I know she’ll be a good team mate because she emailed that she could hardly believe she found someone as neurotic as her to be her team mate! She has an 8″ pomeranian that was up here for the Regionals, and if she’s as neurotic as me…hey wait. Am I neurotic? I thought I was like the most UN-neurotic person in dog agility. Am I deluded AND neurotic now?

Regardless. We both live by the beach and are spending giant buckets of money to shove our tiny dogs in tote bags for a cross country plane ride and a weeklong stay in what will probably be a dicey motel near an interstate or airport. I am going to go whole hog and spring for a crappy rental car, too! Because the scenic beauty of Lousiville will be calling me and I’ll share it all with you.

Oh my god. I am so totally in over my head. Now what have I done. I am flying on a plane with Otterpop to the state of Kentucky. Did I really just say that? I am hoping with all my might, eyes squeezed shut and crossing voodoo toes and knees that this doesn’t result in me sitting in some filthy bathroom stall at the Kentucky Expo Center weeping. Please no weeping. Please no weeping. PLEASE NO WEEPING. Otterpop. Sometimes causer of weeping.

So off we go. I don’t know how to do any of this travel stuff and will start the learning right now of how to get an airplane ticket with a dog. What one packs for a sporty dog show in Kentucky. Wifi. How you take a week off of work. The advice mill can start here, now, kittens, because I think this is going to take a village.