Here are some fascinating facts about Gustavo’s weave poles but if that’s too boring, how about Trixie’s Gold Room?


Wait, come back? Have you ever been to Trixie’s Gold Room? It’s a strip club in Southside Louisville. With informal boxing matches in the parking lot at night.

So, Gustavo can hit those poles on my right side from anywhere. And stick in them no mattter what. Well, not with me running backwards yelling in German. Which Otterpop CAN, by the way. I can send Gustavo into them from gambler’s length away, weirdo angles, no problem. Practicing. Sent in off my right side.

So I found this great motel named Econo Lodge. Right by Trixie’s. Econo. Righty-o. I am so cheap-o. So of course I have to make a hotel reservation there right away. Before I know about Trixie’s. Then I look it up on google.

Those weave poles when he’s on my left though, a whole other can of worms. Or should I say snakes on a plane. Because I think about things like plane tickets now. It’s my new hobby. I am travelocity. Gustavo is travelocity. He actually has pretty nice looking poles when he enters on my right, where he can be certain he entered correctly. They’re fast and he’s sinewy in them. Sinewy, I say. On the softside, no matter where my position was, today he would stop in his tracks between poles 11 and 12, almost every time. This was up at Forest Agility because god bless Kathleen for being the first on the block to buy some 24″ poles.

We did them from the other side. Both directions. Like his OCD of the day is instead of washing his hands 7 times before turning off the lights and spinning in 23 circles counter clockwise, he pops the 11th pole when he’s entered on the softside. Not pop and run to robot, just pop and stop. A nifty, new one! And let us not forget that his problem the last couple weekends has been not weaving. Period. Complete meltdown when faced with a set of poles in a trial.


I got out some 2×2 poles for a little experiment. Did he still remember how to do that? Oh my yes. He can run to the 2×2 entries from pretty much anywhere on the field and hit them. And he was flying into the entries beautifully today, I have to say. Just that weird slamming on the brakes and getting stuck at pole 11.

I am going to chalk this whole problem up to stress. Weave poles have always been stressful to Gustavo.

Like booking hotel rooms and making flight reservations is to me. Could it be more complicated?

I wonder if Econo Lodge has fleas? Did I hit the entry right? What did people do before google earth to find the strip clubs closest to their hotels? Did I do all the poles or are there more?

E-CON-O! Such a cheery and budge friendly name! POLES! Just dash around through the little pvc sticks! POLES! Just what kind of poles are we talking about here?

So we just did lovely, happy poles for the robot. Not too many. And big frisbee mayhem after robot for every good set of softside poles with no weird stopping. And then I found a different hotel. I couldn’t find any strip clubs nearby. Just a lot of grass and no McDonald’s. The google earth photos pleased me very much. Let’s just make all of this uncomplicated, easy and fun. Please.