I bet you didn’t even know you needed these and you probably don’t but my weak attempts at capitalism hit you up again, then they’ll stop.


Maybe your refrigerator is a little blah. You liked those stainless steel appliances first, they said you would on HGTV. But are they making you feel sort of ascetic? Anaseptic? Apoleptic? Epileptic?

How about try a set of these postcards? Dogs on logs. Mostly Otterpop. Because she needs the cash. Mostly logs. Maybe a tire, too.

Five bucks gets you the set. You can mail ’em to yer friends. Yer enemies. Write a shopping list on the back and lose ’em in the store. Write down things while you’re driving. The guy in the laundromat’s neck tats said WHAT? Many uses for Otterpop cards!

Thanks the MANY of you who bought some shirts! I hope you like ’em! If yer irritated for all this money grubbing, oh hell. Kittens. It’s called initiative. Business plan. Trust me. We are not lining the jacuzzi in individual gold plated marmot teeth. Buy some stuff, help put the dog on a plane. Gracias por todo.