Hola, Gustavo! Where we attempt to interview Gustavo, who possibly went feral when me and Otterpop left him for the grand state of Kentucky.


Gustavo, you had a whole week off of any kind of training whatsoever. You and Ruby sat around the house all day. I don’t know what you guys talked about but Gary said Ruby was depressed. She just wanted to hang out in her dog bed all week. Was everything ok?


Hola! In my mind right now I have some SQUIRRELS! AND Tote bags! I believe the closet is full of tote bags and Gustavo LOVES them all! Por que ACCESSORIZING! Gustavo tried to talk to Ruby but she thinks he isn’t talking about WHAT? Then she goes and takes a nap. Tote bags! Squirrels! Pandas! These are BEARS! Gustavo hearts panda tote bag squirrels!!!


Gustavo, you seem pretty happy to be back doing some structured activities with the ladies.


Otterpop would like to jump in here and speak on behalf of Otterpop and Ruby and point out that this is not some crunchy hippie democracy and you should not be speaking with Gustavo. Who clearly doesn’t even know how to put his goddamn feet right on the a-frame. How the hell do you line up the militia without the feet right? Otterpop believes that NO ONE EVER GIVE HIM A TREAT AGAIN. Give them to Otterpop. Otterpop needs this militia NOW if she is going to take over Canada.


Hola! Gustavo was thinking about panda bears! Also he has heard of a planet where the little people have blue skin and all day they ride across the desert with the MAFIA! And dancing! Hey do we collect anything? Like a Piperlime Wall of Accessories? Gustavo necessito accessories! Piperlime Piperlime Piperlime! Limes of pipes and limes and limes and limes and LIMES! And PANDAS!


Ruby will quietly point out that perhaps one can see why Ruby spent the week retiring to her boudoir?


Doo doo DOOOO! Piperlime! Everybody HURRY! Andale! Andale! Luke Perry might be over there! Accessorizing! Quien dice que Panda BEARS???