Laura’s tutorial on Sad Robot Repair.


Does your robot ever get sad? Ours does. I used it in the ice this morning, working on our running dogwalks. We hadn’t had robot out in quite a while, and I think it doesn’t like to sit on icy grass when it’s had a long holiday. Me and the dogs didn’t care, but just goes to show you. Something. We are more ready for the ice coming with climate change than, even…robot!


I decided that because Gustavo’s genuine running dogwalk, mostly trained with robot, is looking so fabulous, we are going to retrain Otterpop’s exactly the same way. So we need you, robot. Here is how you take off robot’s flap, and when you do, you can see it’s soul.


In basic robot surgery, when robot can’t beep, you change the batteries, and then flip flop them all around. If you confuse the batteries, they work better. Let them think you’re lining them up like so, then you move them around. Then. When no one is looking. Move them about once more.


Then shake robot as hard as you can, up and down. A lot. Hard. Harder.


It’s ok if the treats all fall out. Robot is looking much more chipper and wants it’s treats back.


So just scoop ’em up and throw ’em back in. Otterpop doesn’t care if she eats dirt.


Test your robot while your dog is still in the house. I am sending robot loving thoughts from my mind to it’s robot soul about beeping. I love you, robot, are the words I am projecting now, from my brain. And listen carefully. BEEP!


Then test robot with yer dog. Listen carefully. Again. BEEP! Aha! The sexy sound of a happy robot!


And then here we go. Otterpop has always had a pretty good dogwalk. But we’re going for an upgrade here. She played along during all those months I obsessed over Gustavo’s running dogwalk contact, and the half assed training she got on the fly has now given her a somewhat missy, half assed running dogwalk. Dogwalks are definitely not her favorite part of agility due to the whole judge-looking-atcha-whilst-running-nearby factor.

But what else is there to do? Laundry? Taxes? Pluck up dead birds?

You will find us outside. Listen for the BEEP.