It is possible that if you live in one of those snowy countries this is the kind of thing that makes you throw something at me next time you see me.


I don’t know if your neighborhood is encased in sub zero ice at the moment, because I stopped listening to the news in the car.


I’m not even sure what happened in Egypt today. Sorry about that, Egyptians.


I know the days are just a little bit longer and if I just say hasty goodbyes to all my favorite ponies and drive really fast, and if we all run as fast as we can, we can get to the beach right at the end of the sun, when it’s already dropped into the sea but the sky is glowing enough off the water that we don’t trip on sea shells and crack our heads open on sharp, dangerous, ocean things.

Like crabs. See? It’s not all fairies and rainbow unicorns over here. We could trip on sand crabs in the dark and they could pinch our eyes out with their razor sharp claws.


Also, I had to put on a long sleeve shirt to take these pictures.

Not really.