The length of leg agility training rule.


It’s a pretty well known fact that if you have very long legs, you can do agility without even training your dog.


We are all busy people. None of us have enough time in the day to train our dogs. Like a goddamn second job. Pain in the ass. So one thing you can do is buy jeans that make your legs look long. This is especially effective with really small dogs.


You can also do various leg stretching exercises. You might need your dog to help you, but I wouldn’t really call that training.


My friend Ashley does pretty good in agiliity. You want to know his secret? You’re looking at it. Leg stretching. I mean, yeah, ok, it might be on an agility field, but you probably wouldn’t actually catch him training his dog there.


Laura only needed to practice one serp over here, you can see her trying to get her right leg a bit longer. Once she has that additional few inches, Spider won’t have to practice that pesky serp ever again. Also, Wendy might take her pants shopping.


When Wendy runs a bigger dog, she actually should be wearing a different pair of jeans. Probably the more expensive ones. True Religion should do the trick. It’s a good thing she doesn’t need to practice agility, because then there’s more time to find that perfect pair of jeans.


That’s better. She’s not really practicing here, just showing us the length she gets thru the leg. I think that the subtle flair in them helps. Also, if she were wearing heels, she would get an even longer leg. Probably that’s what she should do when she’s running Kicks!.


Ashley isn’t really practicing here. Pretend you didn’t see this.


So the rest of us? You will note how out of position I am on the serp. I have a backy uppy disease. And my shorts are plaid, but sort of a stripey plaid that should be elongating my legs. Which in reality, are pretty stubby. Is this a big surprise? When you compare the number of national championships I’ve won with those of some of my agility pals, the answer becomes pretty clear.

I really need to get some new pants.