When the ghosties live in a single, granular speck.


We all have our hobbies. Paparazzi stalking newly minted celebrity singers. Bleaching raccoon skulls. Gourmet ice cream hoarding. To each their own.

Even the dogs. Otterpop likes to chew on her plastic thing and sit in the window to look for the little yellow bus. Ruby hunts for superballs under furniture and avoids flies. These are important parts of their day. They picked these hobbies, not me. Dog agility is what I signed them up to do.

Gustavo’s hobby though, is starting to creep me out.

Gustavo stares at spots. He just lays there and stares at a speck on the rug. For hours if you let him. On a really good night, he drools and drools on his spot, then he stares where the drool drips.

It’s starting to get gross and creepy. If it’s a hobby, it’s right up there with people who dress up in clown outfits for metal detecting at the beach. Highly suspicious. I usually go and get him and move him, which used to work, but now he just starts it up again wherever you put him.

Spot staring started out as something he just did every once in a while. Sort of a new and improved and sometimes wetter version of what he did when he was younger, his old hobby air staring. I thought he was sick, or maybe having little mini focal seizures because of the immense amounts of drool that he sometimes produces. He’d do it for a couple hours, then stop, and that was it for weeks or months so I wouldn’t think of it again.

He goes into his own world when he’s doing it, kind of like he’s floating away to la la land, communing with someone who lives in the dreamy fog world inside a speck on the rug. His teensy, tiny, mothership. It’s usually possible to snap him out of it, usually by picking him up and moving him to a new location. Timmy used to have seizures, and Gustavo isn’t checked out like that.

But for the last month, it’s going chronic. Way too much spot staring, mostly at night. When the other dogs lay around and sleep, and Gustavo goes and finds a spot and starts to stare. Except now sometimes during the day. And I know, it may be more of a medical condition than a hobby, I’m going to try and find out this week. I haven’t taken him to the vet yet because he seems perfectly fine and healthy and normal all the rest of the time he isn’t staring.

Maybe your dog stares at spots? Let me know.