Things to remember not to say if you are someone that has dogs and sometimes forgets to edit your words.

One of my friends talked to a guy, a human guy, who had similar liver problems to Gustavo.

He gets ammonia in his brain, too. She didn’t tell him that she knows a dog with the same thing. Us people with lots of dogs, we have to remember not to say things like that. Especially to people with babies.

You know that, right? Like when a mom who looks like she hasn’t slept in 3 weeks and one of her kids has just gone toddler screaming waddling towards the tower of Hello Kitty lunchboxes display in Target and the other is strapped into a seat in the shopping cart howling and she finally has them roped in and she’s all, oh man, one of the kids had me up all night and barfing is mentioned, graphically and visually, you don’t ever tell her your dogs do that sometimes, right?

Right. You make a mental note before opening your mouth, do not compare the human children to the dogs.

Ever. Because you are hopefully never going to have them in Target tearing down the aisle with their stickiness about to attack a towering, delicately balanced display, and no matter how much howling or barfing there is, you always have a crate as backup.

Same with brain ammonia problems. Do not compare the human guy sickness to the dog. Except in your head.

However, you do listen carefully, because when a human guy has the same weird medical issue as your dog, very interesting to hear what it feels like to have ammonia in your brain.

It feels like this. His wife found him at 3am, sitting in the hallway, on the floor, staring at the wall. She kicked him back into gear, and he reports he’s actually in the car, driving.

Ammonia in the brain.

Inexplicably, Gustavo did agility again last night, and couldn’t put a foot wrong. Ran great, hard weave poles, teeter totters and running dogwalk contacts. Even though the night before, he could barely hold it together to do more than 2 obstacles at a time. Sure there were some handling snafus here and there, but he weathered each one with grace and composure, and kept flying around doing his thing like a genuine agility dog.

I’m not sure how much of his erratic joie de vivre is caused by poor dog training, and how much by years of brain ammonia welling up and causing Gustavo to think he’s actually in the car, driving. Or worse. I suspect if Susan Garrett had trained Gustavo, he would actually be able to drive the car, probably even a stick, no matter how much ammonia in his brain. I guess we’ll never know. He got stuck with me.

So ammonia or not, sometimes he is a masterful agility dog, and other times, feral little animal with an ill functioning liver and no manners. And all the time, and here I am going out on a limb and saying I am not comparing how dogs to kids, I swear, except to say it’s the same thing that lets you stay up all night cleaning up barf or chasing down the feral animal who has gone awry, and still be able to say, I am really lucky he’s my dog.