How am I going to be a dog agility millionaire if I never make new shirts? Why, look. Here’s one now. Buy one and support my dream of dog agility millionairism.

I haven’t seen one yet, I will let you know when mine shows up. Let’s try not to wear them on the same day to the same place, though, ok? Too matchy matchy.

Buy it on skreened. The dog face will show up white on a dark shirt if you make sure to order the one marked “T-shirt with Underbase.” Or so they say. I ordered one in cinder in Junior size xl with Underbase. In American Apparel Juniors, I always get xl. I am not proud of that, but they run really small and that’s the way it goes. American Apparel Junior size xl are the only shirts I wear, in case you were wondering.

If you don’t order Underbase, the dog head shows up the same color as the shirt. So you might not see her gigantic teeth as massive and gigantic as they should be. But if you like pink, well then, pink teeth. Are you green? Green teeth.

Either way, you win. Although you’re out enough cash to pay for a couple classes at your next dog show. And then I enter a couple. Spread the wealth, wear your big dog teeth, remember these important words from Professor Rob Michalski. Gracias from your pals Team Small Dog.