Team Small Dog finds themselves enrolled in school and we are not talking art school here, no siree, not in the age of Internet Agility School.

Team Small Dog finds themselves enrolled in school and we are not talking art school here, no siree, not in the age of Internet Agility School.


Not exactly sure how it happened, but the new thing right now is Internet Agility School. All of a sudden, there was email then there was the interwebs then facebook and now, Online Agility Class.

I’m not sure who started this. Did Scientology begin like this? Dog agility first started underground in a cave. Course maps scrawled on the wall with bison blood. Then dog agility instructors started to teach in back yards. Dogs jumped over brooms balanced on buckets. Then there were facilities. With fences and genuine dogwalks. Dog agility instructors wrote articles. Then they made videos. And taught seminars. Then they made DVD’s. Of the seminars. And now, there is the Online School.

Susan’ Garrett’s class has enrolled something 44 million dogs and handlers. Besides teaching most excellent recalling, it is propelling Susan Garrett on her way to for sure dog agility millionairism. She’ll be able to have pagents with live giraffes soon, whenever she wants.

Silvia Trkman and Daisy Peel and the Derretts and Canadian Sports Psychologist to Canadians John Cullen are among the others that I know of. There are probably lots, lots more, all coming at you with Important Information for Championmaking. Probably some of YOU now have your own Online Dog Agility School and you didn’t even tell me.

I currently have found myself enrolled in Ultimate Handling Starring Greg and Laura Derrett, and The Winning Process Starring John Cullen. Through the internet, the Derretts are teaching me better handling rule following, and John Cullen is going to teach me to make my mental game my strongest assett.

Already, I’m tardy and overwhelmed by spreadsheets and videos and course maps and check lists and lists. We didn’t have stuff like that in art school. We had erasers and band saws.

And I’ve only just started. There is Excel and there are a lot of words to read. Many videos to watch on my slow computer. I don’t have all the materials for my first assignment. My instructors are working HARD to make these classes that people can actually learn from.

Probably even people like me.

I never have exactly understood why I got called unTeachable when I was in graduate school. Is this even still relevant? That was before cell phones. We had phones with long, long, long cords plugged into contraband phone jacks in graduate school. No one taught me how to do that, I just figured it out on my own. And look where it got me. What did I get a degree in? How come all my friends are frolicking at Miami Art Basel and have museum retrospectives and are chairs of art departments? And I am what?

Nevermind. So far, I am blown away by the organization. Lists. Detail oriented methodicalness. All things I would say are not my strong point. Not even a point. I am impressed that I have a cute bag to put my shoes in and that I remember to bring shoes. And that I can find my keys. The super incredible organization and worksheets and course maps and rules so far made me really tired and I already took a break to make a burrito. And then have some chips. And maybe now I’m off to wash some pants. And draw a picture.

Online agility school is a whole new thing. I am thinking, perhaps, if me and the dogs survive it, that just being this organized could be an important champion skill? Like just being able to find a pen to write stuff down with could be a start?

I will keep you posted. Stay tuned for more news from school.