And how did you celebrate Fourth of July?


Here is where Gustavo is pretending to have a parade for 4th of July!


He is riding on the float with Otterpop! He is throwing you his Mardi Gras beads! Frothy beer is flowing! Party on Excellent Dudes! Ruby is all zen because no hearing for impending scaredyness being foreshadowed by festive holiday photoshoot. It is like she is relaxing at a spa where they decorate you with shiny tinsel made by tiny slave children in China to celebrate Independence of Walmarts!


Here they line up in their best militia style, and Gustavo has just realized, Oh. The old red-white-and-blue. The weaponry. Now is when they are going to shoot me and we will all be dead soon. And so we went home from work and turned up the stereo to very, very loud, howabout some Neil Young and Crazy Horse, and Gustavo shaked and shivered until the bombs stopped under dawn’s early light.