This comment appeared late last night from Mary, one of my Dirt Nite Pals.

>>Pre-tomorrow advisory. Laura, no one meant it! I swear to you, no one meant it! Small dogs count! Each small dog counts as much as one big dog! Big dogs are overrated! I swear. You don’t *have* to write about the Dirt Night Zombies who invaded Gustavo’s run and dissed Small Dogs. Ruby was perfect! Big Dogs, not so much!